maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
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- 8 years ago
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- poor person:*gets an older model of some smartphone likely on a payment plan because in this day and age you need a phone for things like finding a job, scheduling appointments, and various other important things*
- asshole:Wow, you have a smartphone? You're not really poor. If you were REALLY poor, you'd sell all of your clothes, retreat to the forest, and eat cockroaches and leaves for the rest of your life.
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disadvantages of having thick hair
- your head is always 100000 degrees
- shedding everywhere
- snapping thin combs
- spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
- hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
- styling your hair takes longer than growing it
advantages of having thick hair
- ????
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- 9 years ago
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